Me, that's who! Weee me!

And then I realized that my new shoes had 20 (Yes, I counted them all) swooshes on them. I was instantly appalled at the fact that I was a walking billboard and fought of the urge to walk around the rest of the day in only my socks.

My dream last night was out of hand. I was the director of an art gallery and all of the sudden a big scary guy comes and starts taking the children. I try to save them by putting them all on a bus, but the driver turns out to be a spy and leads us right into the hands of the guy. He wants to eat all of the kids.

He starts with the fattest first and eats one a day until all of them are gone. There are hundreds of frigthened little kids running around.

The guy takes a special liking to me and says that he wants me to weigh 423 pounds before he can eat me. I suggest that he lets me go outside before I he does so.

He lets me attend his graduation party and I know that this is the time I must act. I drive up the street, jump out of my flying car, and attack the guy with all my strength. I dont know how else to stop him, so I end up eating him.

The crowd breaks into applause and I suddenly opened my eyes.

And I woke up to Shania Twain's "Forever and For Always" repeating itself in my head.

2003-05-27 - 3:17 p.m.
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